protège moi.

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Mon, 17 Jun 2013 22:35:28 -0400

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Mon, 17 Jun 2013 22:07:28 -0400

dear zeus, please stay sober tonight and don’t get...

Mon, 17 Jun 2013 21:50:25 -0400

dear zeus, please stay sober tonight and don’t get violent. i have to get up at 4am and would love to sleep through the night. i would also love it if you could not rain on us and shit. that was awful to walk through this morning. sincerely, chelsea. xo ⚡☔🐼

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Mon, 17 Jun 2013 21:38:58 -0400

the only thing that made this shitty day better was the release of taylor’s new song omfg...

Mon, 17 Jun 2013 21:30:14 -0400

the only thing that made this shitty day better was the release of taylor’s new song

omfg it’s so good.

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Mon, 17 Jun 2013 13:39:14 -0400

The Hunger Games - Weapons

Mon, 17 Jun 2013 13:10:52 -0400

The Hunger Games - Weapons

cries. and I have a screaming ac unit outside. #buhbaiworld

Sun, 16 Jun 2013 20:19:37 -0400

cries. and I have a screaming ac unit outside. #buhbaiworld

batblush: ilymorgannn: HERE WE SEE THE NASTY VICIOUS PITBULL...

Sun, 16 Jun 2013 16:56:47 -0400

batblush:

ilymorgannn:

HERE WE SEE THE NASTY VICIOUS PITBULL IN IT’S HORRIFYINGLY NATURAL HABITAT

Oh my god baby

suizdejinn: rocksymom: Home is where your wi-fi connects automatically. This needs to be on a...

Sun, 16 Jun 2013 16:28:45 -0400

suizdejinn:

rocksymom:

Home is where your wi-fi connects automatically.

This needs to be on a shirt

I came home, found the couch, and am not moving. #thisisdeath...

Sat, 15 Jun 2013 18:15:34 -0400

I came home, found the couch, and am not moving. #thisisdeath #wowmyfeethurt

i am just so fucking tired and exhausted so, so tired.

Sat, 15 Jun 2013 07:34:58 -0400

i am just so fucking tired and exhausted

so, so tired.

castielinablanket: lightspeedsound: manybodies: lightspeedsoun...

Fri, 14 Jun 2013 21:10:41 -0400

castielinablanket:

lightspeedsound:

manybodies:

lightspeedsound:

lunapics:

theshells:

I can’t stop laughing at Harry running the fuck away, the boy who lived ladies and gentlemen.

….You realize, of course, that Hermione Granger lit a teacher on fire when she was eleven, and kept a person alive in a jar for a year when she was fourteen, and studies dark and forbidden magics for kicks, and is one of the brightest and strongest witches of her era. If she came at me, even wandless, I would aparate to Neptune to get away from her.

Hermione Granger also:

punched Draco Malfoy in the nose for being an idiot

purposefully performed a confundus charm on whatshsface WHILE HE WAS FLYING just so Ron would win (omfg that is so fucking dangerous)

literally pulled a fucking Bourne Identity on her parents and managed to set them up in fucking Australia (jesus christ she literally made it so that she NEVER EXISTED wtf that’s so fucking 007)

Convinced the Ministry of Magic to give her an incredibly dangerous and volatile device that allowed her to ALTER TIMELINES COMPLETELY (just because she was so smart, literally, that is the reason, her “potential”)

Has enough basic survival skills and badass magic to literally disappear to the middle of nowhere and flourish AND figure out Voldemort’s plot with Harry

Hermione also figures out not only what Voldemort’s plan is, but generally how to beat it, WAY BEFORE VOLDEMORT EVER DOES. Why? because she is just that much smarter and better at magic than everybody else

in conclusion: Voldemort wishes he could be as awesome as Hermione, that’s why he wants to kill her so bad.

Can we rehave this series with hermione as the protagonist.

Hermione Granger and “That Time I Used the Power of Research and Deductive Reasoning to Make Sure Harry Didn’t Die”

Hermione Granger and “That time I figured shit out and literally ended up petrified for the cause and it took my friends weeks to figure out that I had the research on me”

Hermione Granger and “That Time I Was a Time Lord”

Hermione Granger and “That Time I Realized I was Hot and Smart and Saved Harry’s Ass with Research. Again. All the Time. Really, He Would Have Died Without Me.”

Hermione Granger and “That time Harry was too emo to actually do shit so I did shit in his name because I am the power behind the throne clearly also PS fought evil deatheaters and won”

Hermione Granger and “That Time I told Harry about the Dangers of Copying off Somebody’s else’s work that wasn’t mine and OH LOOK I WAS RIGHT”

Hermione Granger and “That Time I let Harry Decide Where to Go and What To do and we ended up wandering the forests of dean for like 5 months before saving his ass at Hogwarts”

If Hermione had been The Chosen One Voldemort would have been defeated while she was still in her crib.